Like Mike...

My newest toy is the jumperoo! I've been practicing my hang time and my "mad skillz," which will include my incredible Jordan-esque leaping abililty. I should be ready to enter the NBA draft after I graduate from Penn in 2028, just in time to save either the Sixers or the Knicks from years of mediocrity. I'll be the first Asian-American in the Slam Dunk Contest! Mommy and Daddy say that I've already been to a Knicks game and seen Yao Ming play, but I don't remember it.